Oh. My. Sweet. Jesus.

You know how sometimes you feel like watching FockSnooze occasionally, just to see what's happening on the other side of the fence? Sometimes you just bite off more than you can chew and you find yourself banging your head against the wall or maybe scrubbing yourself with brillo pads under a steaming hot shower.

I just watched Republican Lie Monger (a.k.a. "strategist") Michelle Laxalt just spew the most ridiculous horsepucky I have heard since the last time I needed GOP-inspired PTSD counseling. Calling the leaked Reid strategy memo the most cynical document she has seen in a long time, she had the audacity to claim that she couldn't imagine any instance ever where a Republican would "use our troops as fodder," suggest that the American people be afraid, or campaign in front of troops as props.

Your head a'splode.

Justi, this is the part that's missing from your metaphor: where we can see the Duke fans on TV actively worshipping Satan, complete with animal sacrifice at center court.