Okay, it's Friday, I spent all day in the car listening to AM radio yesterday, and I'm feeling a little punchy, so let's see if this doesn't get any comments.
HOW MANY NEW ORLEANS COPS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?
Please post your best answer. Or heck, even a whole new joke.
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3 Comments:
Oh! I already thought of one.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
New Orleans Police.
New Orleans Po---
BANG! BANG! BANG!
Did I mention I'm also sleep deprived?
It takes four cops.
One to call Mayor Nagin about the light bulb, and then Nagin can say "it's the state's responsibility."
The second one to call Governor Blanco, and then she can say, "it's the federal government's responsibility."
The third one to call the federal government, and then Michael Brown can say "I got me some Arabian horses that'll win some blue ribbons. Oh, wait, what did you ask me?"
And the fourth one to call President Bush, and then he can say, "IT'S HARD WORK to screw in a light bulb. Leave it the way it is."
That's my answer.
I like Kate's.
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